A chummy MSN conversation.

Ari says:
eve

Eve says:
hey Ari

Ari says:
guess what

Eve says:
you've got a third nipple?

Ari says:
nah
that's nothing new
i just had to have one to match the third testicle

Eve says:
the one you claim that's shaped like a gummy bear?

Ari says:
that's the exact same one
only now it's a yupi gummy bear
it's gotta be a yupi

Eve says:
awesome. i've never felt so damned happy for you.

Ari says:
otherwise your gummy bear might be a gummy yeti
i'm so glad that you are
i was worried that you won't be
thanks!

Eve says:
nah. you should tell the rest, they'd be sorta shocked.. but happy nevertheless.
it takes alot of guts to come out of the closet.

Ari says:
definitely
actually i've been attending this support group
third symbol of virility anonymous
those guys and gals really helped me thru the toughest of times

Eve says:
it always helps to have more 3-nippled men to share your woes with.
and.. women.

Ari says:
yes
never forget the women
some only had one nipple
and one boob too
had to convince them that one boobed women have a future
in the film industry no less

Sing for Kids

"We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's start giving."

Howdy y'all. It's been a while. We've a gig coming up, it's at Ngee Ann Poly next Tuesday. And more importantly it's in aid of the Straits Times Pocket Money Fund. In case you need more reasons to come for this, here's the lineup:

1. Jasmine Tye (Singapore Idol 2 2nd Runner-Up)
2. Paul Twohill (Singapore Idol 2 Top 4 Finalist)
3. Norman Then (Singapore Idol 2 Top 12 Finalist)
4. Janani Sridhar (Singapore's Teen Opera Singer)
5. Chua Wee Jian (Project Superstar 2 Top 6 Males & NP Idol 2006 Champion)
6. Tan Yu Pin (Talent Quest 2007 Solo Champion)
7. Inertia (Break Dance Crew- Singapore Representation)
8. Bad Obsession (Rock Band)
9. 80% Alcohol (Talent Quest 2007 Band Champion)
10. Cardinal Avenue (Rock Band)
11. Arpee (Hillbilly Rock Band)
12. Plushfools (Rock Band)
13. NP Dancesport

Pretty spankin eh? :) Oh and Ihsan's going to enlist soon and that means no ArPee action in a long while... This will probably be our last gig for a long time. So it'd be nice if you could drop by. The tickets should be on sale at the door. Drop us a comment if you need directions!

Or if you need a number for fantastic pizza delivery. I'd say Rocky's Pizza cause they are THE shit. Anyways with regards to the song above, if MJ can do it, so can we. Hence in a nutshell,

Date: 17 July 2007 (Tuesday)
Time: 7pm to 9.30pm
Venue: Ngee Ann Polytechnic Convention Centre
Charity Target: Straits Times Pocket Money Fund
Ticket Price: SGD$5

Hope to see you there.

Guavas are fruits too you know.

Here's thanking everyone who dropped by Home that evening! Thank you soundmen, Jialing, and the other bands who performed too!

To avoid ending off abruptly I now leave you with something I dug out from my inbox.

Pong-Pong is a fruit

Bonjour everyone! We're gigging at The Home Club this Saturday, more details when you click the poster. Tons of good bands performing, so do come!

Event: 'THE PWNAG3 GIG'
Date: 28th April 2007, Saturday
Time: 4:00pm till late
Venue: HOME Club, 20 Upper Circular Rd #B1-01/06 S(058416)
Entry Fee: $15

HOME reserves the right to reject your guests should they not meet the dress standards (no sloppy dressing, sandals, slippers, bermudas, shorts, sloppy t-shirts).

Please request all patrons to bring along valid ID for identification purposes.

Actually we have a personal reason why you should come. We'll be playing a new song hehe.

Poop peep poop peep!

Howdy everyone!

We've been recording our demo with the awesome people from Red Rat Radical. Man we should be taking pictures of the whole process cause it's been fun so far! Hopefully we can start selling some stuff by our next gig which will be on the 28th April...

But until we get more details on that, stay healthy and study hard!

How anti-climaxing. Sorry.

Smack That!

Akon's real name is

Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam.

I'm serious

And that's pretty cool, because he goes by the very short stage name of Akon. Which would probably bring you to question my sudden fascination with Akon. Well it's like this - a few weeks ago, Ari, Sansan and Yuhan were singing his apparent smash hit called Smack That. They were talking about how Akon went around smacking booties of white chicks during the MTV Awards. And this discussion didn't go on once or twice, it'd go on for weeks and I inevitably got pulled in when Yuhan sent me the song. So after listening to it on repeat mode for 20 times, I must conclude that I have been Konvicted. It must be voodoo, but I frickin love Smack That.

Ok Evelyn, ENOUGH. #$%. A real update: We had a great time playing at Street Clap! 3Dash1 were awesome and it was even more awesome covering the Foo Fighters with them. Nassir and Ashik, thank you. Also, thank you all for coming to our show and even standing in the rain - it meant alot to us and we appreciate it wholeheartedly. Hans, thank you so much for filming our performances all these years - you should start charging us you know. Jabez, thanks for the interview, we've learnt alot about ourselves through that documentation! Pushpinder, thank you for ferrying our instruments to Al-Azhaar, you truly are a BPian. Oh yes! And we'll let you in on something juicy.. We've been recording our old songs and writing new ones. I can't wait to let yall hear them out. =] Please stay tuned to the ArPee channel.

On a sadder note, Ari has left us for An Ass. He enlisted for BMT on Thursday and we'll be picking him up on Friday. I hope he brings back souvenirs like an "I love NS" keychain or a "Got Hair?" cap or a "Warning: NS Man on board!" car decal. Kidding. We'd burn them if those things existed, yes we would. Come back soon Ari!

WAIT DON'T BREATHE JUST YET BECAUSE WE'RE PERFORMING AGAIN THIS FRIDAY!

Event: Street Clap!
Date: 5th January 2007, Friday
Time: 7.30pm - 10.00pm
Venue: Far East Plaza (outside Burger King)
Cost: FREE LEH

Apart from our set, we're collaborating with 3dash1 for 2 songs, so that should be pretty interesting. The event starts at 7.30pm with performances by The Nerves, Black Forest, Audio Breakout, and 3Dash1!