Someone change the spelling for my name please

Your kids are better off...

Drinking anlene at Birth
not watching cartoons
staying away from nursery rhymes

[SMP] inoh ss!w !

Ok people, if you have been checking out our purevolume site religiously for the past week, you'd have noticed that we have a show slated this coming 18th August. So.... come catch us at the Prince of Wales pub on the 18th August @ 9.30 PM (Singapore Local Time). If you do not know where the Prince of Wales, then to be honest, it's really hard to describe it to you and where have you been exactly the last time round ArPee performed there eh? Feeling guilty now here are we? Ok, i give. I give. You take any bus that goes to Little India. Any bus service that actually plies the little india route with the least amount of decency ought to stop in front of Tekka Mall. Ok so now you stop right in front of Tekka Mall right.. you go into the Foodmore Foodcourt. DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY THE FOOD. Getting to ArPee's show is the priority here remember? So, ok once you've infiltrated the place, head for the exit door behind. It's a glass door. You would not miss it. Cause if you do, you'd know it cause you'd feel a sharp pain either in the nose, forehead, chest or crotch. Depending on your sex, physical properties and walking posture. You might hit your knee first too. Ok, so once you get out of that door, you'd strafe right abit. And you'd then notice the Prince of Wales banner right in front of you. Then, you know you are nearing the Rendezvous Point already. So knowing full well of where the pub is, you ought to make a mad dash for the nearest money changer, change all of your money to five dollar notes and then rush to the pub and catch ArPee live. Yeap! Hope that was helpful!

And...here's the new wallpaper!

Listen to ArPee at www.purevolume.com/arpee!

[SMP] Your Momma is so fat, she was on page 5,6,7,8,9 and 10 of Playboy.

Alright. Yesterday's show was great! Absolutely great! The crowd was absolutely great! There was this feeling that the band and the crowd were really connected cause everytime i said 'Blow' they sort of finished the sentence for me by saying 'Job'. Now if that's not connection then i don't know what is.

Following that, there are a few people that the band would like to give a shout out to... Not in order of merit, we would like to thank Colin (Thanks for the sound!), Terence (Thanks for the chance!), Dorothy (Thanks for encouragement and being on standby to stand in for me!), Rico and Jeremy (Thanks for being our cameramen and supporting us!) Khien (Thanks for coming to our show! This is like the 6th ArPee show you've been to right?), Hans (Thanks for coming down to support us yet again!), Eric (Ok, i'm not really sure whether you were there or not cause i wasn't able to see you.. BUT, you deserve a thank you mention nonetheless for supporting us! So..Thank you!), Isaac and Jay (Thanks for like coming to our show yet again and supporting us even though you guys had to pay for it and all.), Carmen (Thanks for coming down to support us and then calling me an AhPek and then refusing to let me see the video of the band cause most of the times i'm not even in it! It was graet fun!), Juan (Thanks for coming down to support us! ), the guys from Samanta (Thanks for like supporting us!), the guys from Sons of Liberty (Russell, Egan, Melvin and Shane, it was nice hanging out with you guys after the show!), not forgetting all the bands that we shared the stage with (KDJ, ShoeSizeNine, 3dash1, Dr M's Contradiction, etc...) and of course, all of you guys who like saw us and liked what you saw and heard and tagged on our board and played some tracks off our PureVolume site and mailed us pictures of camel toes, you know who you are! So there you have it! Our thank you mention list. Exhaustive, but still not that much eh?

So if you think that you should have been mentioned in anyway, then please do, come to our next show, say hi after our show and we will try our best to mention you in our next thank you mention list! And of course our next show is on the 18th August 2005, 9.30pm at the Prince of Wales Backpacker Hostel. So, hope to see you there!

With Love,
ArPee.

Your Momma is so fat, when she stepped on the weighing machine, it said 'To Be Continued'.