Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Why You Have To Make Me Feel So Inferior When I'm On The Grille B?

Ok. So you're in a band. And you've been jamming for a few years now. And you think you've got some originals that you probably want somebody else besides your family to listen to. What do you do? Well, you get yourself involved in a host of other activities and get yourself committed to a whole lot of other projects and simply don't jam. That's the solution to the number one question that has hit all bands at one point or another of their journey.

So you've got the ball, and the keeper is way off his line. The net is open. This is it then, the shot that will win your team the coveted championship. What do you do? Well, pull down your pants and give the little Johnnie a wank at the ball. Johnnie Wanker. Keep on wanking.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Me Love You Long Time

So has anyone watched any good movies recently? Bought any new albums recently? Eagersteve and The Patches released their new album. So that's something right? So like remember to vote for your favourite team to see them go thru to the next phase of the World Cup Finals aight? Remember, your vote matters!

What I would describe our music to be like...

It's like what this friend of mine felt when he got caught by his mom masturbating just at the moment he got his orgasm. Which was hardcore cause like he tried to hide it away from her and managed to get his semen all over his keyboard. In short, it was like a cathartic release of so many pent up emotions. Yes, our music is probably like that.

Just to make sure this site gets hits from random people who are just out there looking for sites that has got to do with Singapore Idol 2006, i'm gonna do just that.

Singapore Idol 2006 is so great lorz. Got so many shuai guyz. and so many pretti galz. That guy Primero got such a shuai name. like a pornstar's. Joakim's is just as coolz lor! So flower power siax! nebermind. bah... luckily me no need to wait so nong to watch them... hope they sing in tune, on time and off key.

There you have it. Now that's how you score a few hits on your visit counter. Talk about ethics man.