Ok. So you're in a band. And you've been jamming for a few years now. And you think you've got some originals that you probably want somebody else besides your family to listen to. What do you do? Well, you get yourself involved in a host of other activities and get yourself committed to a whole lot of other projects and simply don't jam. That's the solution to the number one question that has hit all bands at one point or another of their journey.
So you've got the ball, and the keeper is way off his line. The net is open. This is it then, the shot that will win your team the coveted championship. What do you do? Well, pull down your pants and give the little Johnnie a wank at the ball. Johnnie Wanker. Keep on wanking.
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I can cook, so can you
Such flair, such ferocity! Now we know why this band is so homo. Our secret to 99.5% successful ass hair growth is our very own mascot and mentor Eager Steve, he's teh best
That was a subtle insult to a certain someone we know. HEHE.
Woah woah woah... Hold on there man... Between all four band members, only Eve uses Eagersteve's proven faggot ass hair growth stimulator. It's more like a subtle promotion of her beliefs and trust in the product b!
Johnny wait Johnny, I thought YOU were using the holy grail cause I lent you half a bottle? Who is it with now?
Dear Romo, life is tough; it's like walking on a chilli plantation with Robinson Crusoe and his magic wand. You never know when a zebra's gonna pop out of China. You can also never predict what the next dish the canteen auntie will whip up next. So ok, back to kindergarten class we go. I love you by the way!
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