A chummy MSN conversation.

Ari says:
eve

Eve says:
hey Ari

Ari says:
guess what

Eve says:
you've got a third nipple?

Ari says:
nah
that's nothing new
i just had to have one to match the third testicle

Eve says:
the one you claim that's shaped like a gummy bear?

Ari says:
that's the exact same one
only now it's a yupi gummy bear
it's gotta be a yupi

Eve says:
awesome. i've never felt so damned happy for you.

Ari says:
otherwise your gummy bear might be a gummy yeti
i'm so glad that you are
i was worried that you won't be
thanks!

Eve says:
nah. you should tell the rest, they'd be sorta shocked.. but happy nevertheless.
it takes alot of guts to come out of the closet.

Ari says:
definitely
actually i've been attending this support group
third symbol of virility anonymous
those guys and gals really helped me thru the toughest of times

Eve says:
it always helps to have more 3-nippled men to share your woes with.
and.. women.

Ari says:
yes
never forget the women
some only had one nipple
and one boob too
had to convince them that one boobed women have a future
in the film industry no less